They Should Put Volo In Legends Z-a I Think It'd Be REALLY Funny

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

reblog if ur a real ice eater

you seem peculiar and interesting. i like you

thank youuu :3

Why does her face look like the tbh creature

there is no question for me to ask i just think ur neat :D

thank you!!

I did the thing

Characters are Echo (Shapeshifter, Fox form, It/He), Alastor (Shapeshifter, Goat form, He/She), and Kimon (Shapeshifter, Sheep form, They/Them)

And she had a shiny hatch from an egg!

The implication that Opila Bird has had sex is more horrifying than anything in this goofy ass game.

I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -

[Plain text ID: Image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]

Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.

Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.

You ever bite into bread but it's so stale that it crumbles like a nature valley granola bar

So sorry to anybody who follows me and doesn't care abt Minecraft people (that aren't Hermitcraft cus I usually talk abt that). Vivilly and Palpers my beloved