Just Saw A Duck In The Middle Of A Flock Of Geese

All I’m saying is Elliot worked in customer service and I think he’d be giving 7n7 pizza with a very very very forced smile

Trying to befriend my godfather's bird is mostly giving her banana chips and hoping she doesn't kill me in my sleep

Actual potato right here

so BECAUSE OF THE MCYT SEXYMAN FINALE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID MCYT SEXYMEN AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OVER!??” AND THEN HE CHECKED THE POLL RESULTS ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT JOE HILLS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

Jimmy Solidarity has been exposed to the LGBTQ community’s insults (aka compliments)

Jimmy (reading from tumblr replies): "Jimmy is such a loser. No one-" Wait! Excuse- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. "Jimmy is such a loser. No one respects him. A wet paper bag of a man-" (laughs) "A wet paper bag of a man! And he is lusted for not despite but because of his loserboy swag! Gem is cool and confident and competent and people respect her! I wish I were as cool as her, she is not a-" (laughs) "Jimmy is a pathetic wet cat!" (laughs) What is this?! I've never heard a wet paper bag of a man. I've just been called a wet. Paper. Bag. Of a man! Holy moly! That is the best insult I've ever seen on myself. Holy moly.

@mcytblrsexymen clipped from Jimmy's stream (currently streaming as of posting! go show some love!)

Pulled myself out of hell to write angst, here's the link

I’m thinking about mitosis, like if I could do mitosis would I now have a clone of myself? Could I control them, would my consciousness be split, or are they their own person???

Why does her face look like the tbh creature

THATS THE JOE HILLS DIFFERENCE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.