Kai: Uh Oh
Kai: uh oh
Jake: what?
Kai: someone’s in love
Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.
Jake, later that night: oh no.
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you can taste the fucking irony
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Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.
Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?
Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?
Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.
Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?
Jake: Delusions!
hii love <3 how are you doing?
I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!
Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.
BREAKING: The massacres committed by israel from Tuesday’s dawn till now - 84 Palestinians killed!
14 martyrs, including the sister of the head of the political bureau of Hamas, in the bombing of a house in the Beach camp, west of Gaza City.
12 martyrs, most of them children and women, as a result of the occupation bombing of a school to shelter displaced people in central Gaza City.
More than 30 martyrs, most of them women and children, in 3 massacres committed by the occupation by bombing two homes and a shelter center in different areas of the Gaza Strip.
3 martyrs after the occupation bombed a group of Palestinians on Al Wahda Street in Gaza City.
Gaza Civil Defense: Our crews recovered 13 martyrs as a result of three attacks in Gaza Governorate.
The number of victims of the massacre in the Bani Suhaila roundabout in the center of Khan Yunis rose to 10 martyrs and dozens of wounded.
Two martyrs in an Israeli bombing that targeted a house in the Shujaiya neighborhood, east of Gaza City.
BREAKING: 15 Killed in Al Shati’ camp including 9 from Ismail Hineyah’s Family.
The Haniyeh family members were killed after the bombing of their home in the shati’ camp, west of Gaza, included the sister of the head of the Hamas political bureau Ismail Haniyeh and his wife, their names:
Zahr Abdel Salam Haniyeh (Nahed’s mother)
Nahed Ghazi Haniyeh
His wife, Iman Ahmed Haniyeh
Muhammad Nahed Haniyeh
Ismail Nahed Haniyeh
Moamen Nahed Haniyeh
Zahr Nahed Haniyeh
Shahad Nahed Haniyeh
Amal Nahed Haniyeh A number of them are still under the rubble
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