Isa: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend Jake. Jake: You have got to stop introducing me like that. Jake: I'm her husband.
i finally posted this!!! (my body procrastinated during these last few months <3)
coffee-drunk friends: the description
she noticed her feelings and couldn't look at him the same way again.
isa ahn has bargain standards when it comes to everything. get into a college without roommates, have a decent job, and be financially stable with 5 dogs by 28. her go-getter, busy-boy best friend however, has other plans. after all, he’s the golden boy, the favored boy, the popular boy who’s really good at soccer. the sunshine you need on a rainy day. though after setting her principal’s house on fire, isa, along with jake, tackle the mysteries of 1950’s old school radio shows and why true love is the best kind of love out there.
Jake: I love you.
Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.
Isa: I expected better from you.
Isa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Jake: Tea.
Isa: Wrong. It's coffee.
Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?
Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.
Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.
Jake: If you look around before you do something, you probably shouldn't do it.
Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.
Isa: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
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turkey halted trade with israel.