Jake: You Are The Result Of 4 Billion Years Of Evolution. So Act Like It.

Isa: and i oopz.

Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?

Jake: Delusions!

Jake: *finger guns* Hey, cool beans, how are you?

Kai: *whispers* She’s so cool.

Isa: You have such low standards.

Isa: [to Jake] If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.

Kai: What is life? Isa: Jake. Jake: Aww you mean I am your life? Thank you so- Isa: Because life is short.

Jake: We had fun! Didn’t we, Isa?

Isa: I have never been more stressed in my life.

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.

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