Kai: What Is Life? Isa: Jake. Jake: Aww You Mean I Am Your Life? Thank You So- Isa: Because Life Is Short.

Isa: Number 15 says, "What defines being aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing a Y2K shirt that says "I'm a pretty bitch." Isa: Am I aesthetic? Jake: Can I rate you? Isa: Yes‐ Jake: 2/10. Next.

Jake: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?

Isa: [to Jake] If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

I'm tired of being an option.

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.

Jake: I feel stupid.

Kai: Don’t feel that way. We all make mistakes, that’s how we learn.

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Jake: I feel stupid.

Isa: What do you mean, feel? You are stupid.

Do not forget about Palestinians on this Eid, do not forget about Gaza, do not forget about the lives taken and homes destroyed, do not forget about the joy and life so cruelly snatched from them.

Eid means to us what Christmas means to most of you. And they're spending it digging through rubble and locating bodies to burry.

They have no chocolates, no new clothes to wear, no homes to decorate, they lost loved ones which would gather together, no Eidi to give to children to make them happy, no mehndi, no jewelery, no new toys.

Do not forget about Palestine.

Keep boycotting for them, keep protesting for them, keep donating to the families through the link tree, keep buying e-sims for them, keep sharing the truth, keep exposing Israel for their consistent humanitarian crimes.

Remember the Palestinians, especially today, on Eid, an occasion of joy.

May Allah make it joyous for them after everything they had suffered, may they be free from the Zionist occupation and genocide

Eid Mubarak, to everyone, and to the Palestinians