Isa: I Can't Take This Anymore, Someone Needs To Take Me Out! Jake: In A Dating Type Of Way Or Assassination

Isa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Jake: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way? Isa: I don't know, surprise me!

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2 years ago

Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.


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2 years ago

Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Isa:

Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.


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1 year ago

thinking about all of the palestinian mothers who have been suffering miscarriages due to malnourishment and lack of access to prenatal care, all of the palestinian mothers that have had to watch their sons be taken to modern day concentration camps, all of the palestinian mothers who’ve seen their kids die as they run for water or an empty promise of a care package, all of the palestinian mothers who have had to throw birthday parties in the middle of rubble to give their kids one normal day in a war, all of the palestinian mothers ALWAYS. but especially today. 🤍

2 years ago

Jake: Light travels faster than sound.

Isa: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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2 years ago

Jake: What's the bear minimum?

Isa: One bear


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2 years ago

Jake: Whatever you do in life, always give 100 percent.

Isa: Unless you're donating blood.


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2 years ago

Hi, love ! Not sure if you’ve already seen it but I posted your request :) Thank you so much for requesting and I hope you have a good day!🫶

thank you so much for writing the fic!


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2 years ago

Isa: His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Jake: It was two minutes, but good try.


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2 years ago

Isa: I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.


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1 year ago

Hello my friends, I am writing to you with a heavy heart, hoping for your response I wrote a lot of words and shared many sufferings through some pictures and videos But at this particular time, I would like to tell you that there is not much time for me to continue sharing my news with you Please feel free to contribute to save my children's lives

Hello My Friends, I Am Writing To You With A Heavy Heart, Hoping For Your Response I Wrote A Lot Of Words
Hello My Friends, I Am Writing To You With A Heavy Heart, Hoping For Your Response I Wrote A Lot Of Words
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i have died everyday waiting for you, so look me in the eye.

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