Jake: Whatever You Do In Life, Always Give 100 Percent.

Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.

Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?

Jake: Anything but that.

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?

Isa: Good morning

Jake: It would be, if it was morning

Isa: Shut up

Isa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Jake: Tea.

Isa: Wrong. It's coffee.

Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Isa: You better not play any trash music.

Jake: Oh, don’t you worry.

Jake: *pulls out a mic*

Jake: Do you like VeggieTales?

Isa: I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.