EVERYONE(!) I’m Blazing This Post Because At This Pace We Might Barely Hit 1,000,000 Signatures—or

He is Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

You know how Black Star could'nt lift Soul in his weapon form because he's not his meister?(pretty sure it's also because their souls are on different wave lenghts) which one of the first years would try to lift the weapon twin (and fail, also i forgot who was the weapon and who's the meister lol-)

I bet Sebek, he'll get super cocky about it and then accuse the weapon of cheating when he can't lift them.

Ok I 100% agree with Sebek getting angry if he can’t lift Yuri in her weapons form. And all the first year would because they are all cocky ass holes. But we love them🥰

Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

RIP to the student that dares to mess with Yuu, hope getting eaten by a literal god is the way you want to leave this world.

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Random Student: Hey, Yuu can I have your help with something?

Mc: Sure I can help.

RS: Great, come with me. We have to be in the forest as we have to get something from there.

Mc: Ok, let’s go!

*Deep in the forest without Grim* RS: *Pulls out magic pen and looks at Mc* Mc: So what are we looking for

RS: *Points pen at Mc* Nothing you magicless idiot!

Prince: Grrrr ahhhsgavshbshffsjvehsuhsbs

RS: Shut up you cat! *Turns to look at Prince* RS: What! Ahahaha, make your cat stop.

Mc: Mmm... Nope

Prince: *Eats the student* ———

Non-Human students: I have felt some has angered Cthulhu... We need to leave.

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The student was never seen again and Mc acts like everything is normal. Non human students now have fear of prince.

So what would happen if you took Mc our beloved protagonist with no idea of chill and some scp staff members to Twisted Wonderland.

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It all started in the mirror chambers because the brain cell trio got in trouble again and as things go Mc also did as well. So for detention they had to clean the whole room with no magic.

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*Wired noise*

Mc: What did you do this time Grim?

Grim: It wasn't me!

Deuce: For once he is telling the truth Yuu, coffins just showed up.

Ace: Really new students this late in the year!

Mc: The mirror may have seen something in them that it didn't at first.

Ace: Or they are more inter dimensional aliens like Yuu!

Mc: Fuck off.

Ace: Make me.

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*Mc and Ace fighting on the ground after dumping mop water on each other Grim and Deuce cheer Mc on*

*Coffins open* Bright: Ahh what the fuck did I sleep on a log?

Clef: Well I didn't fall asleep in fuck coffin and occult robes or with anyone in this room.

Kondraki: Fuck kidnapped again.

Crowley: *bust open door like a dramatic bird* New students! Ace, Yuu stop trying to kill each other.

Deuce: You guys look like your fucking. *Ace and Yuu got away from each other in record time*

Bright: What are you guys and what do you have against the foundation.

Yuu: 100% magicless dumbasses from a different dimensional.

Crowley: You are in Twisted Wonderland.

Clef: What did I snort last night.

Yuu: Magic mirror take them home.

Magic mirror: Thee has no home here but share on with Yuu.

Ace: Inter dimensional aliens!

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After a long explanation on where they are and questions

Mc: It ain't any thing special but it's home for now!

Kondraki: I'm still trying how we got here one minute i'm drink in my office next I'm here with a talking raccoon! Like what the fuck!

Grim: Not a raccoon!

Mc: You still have yet to see an overblot or how Crowley black mails us to do his dirty work.

Clef: Bird man isn't what he seems to be I know this feeling anywhere.

Mc: I have been trying to dig stuff on him but everything end blank it's like every time I find something that could led me back home he appears out of nowhere and gives me work. The book or website goes missing from everywhere including peoples memories.

Bright: Could have he planed you coming here but not us as he seemed quite shocked when we awoke?

Clef: Anyone would be we have PhD's and are in a collage for high school student.

Mc: He was shocked when I came here to tho, but we should go inside and get settled for the night I have school tomorrow.

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After a few weeks in Twisted wonderland

It's getting long

Clef: So you all almost died because...

Mc: I fear no bitch

Ace: Yuu lead us into a random student Overblot with saying "free candy is here."

Deuce: And there was no candy.

Grim: I still want the candy we were promised.

Bright: *wheeze* I didn't know they were this dumb!

Mc: But we all lived including the student how overbloted, so this is a win.

Kondraki: Kid get a fucking adult before putting your life in danger and willing. You'er to young to turn into one of us!

Deuce: I mean it's not the first one we fought... but it's one of the first ones that Yuu didn't cause.

Clef: *laughing* You dumbass!

Mc: Help cause. But this one was because of the man eating dog that lives in the forest by Ramshackle or Johnny for short.

Ace: For being man eating he the equivalent of a huge puppy dog.

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Part Two... soon

Thank you so much!

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊

Imagine MC going to the beach with the octatrio. MC take a potion to transform into a mermaid. Azul is wishing she will transform into a octo mermaid. The twins are wishing she will transform into a eel mermaid. But went the transformation end, she becomes a giant Idiacanthus atlanticus (black dragonfish) mermaid. MC: Why are you three so little?

Mc: Why are you guys so small.

Azul: *speechless is having trouble making words come out of his mouth, only sounds can come out. Is jealous that Yuu is bigger then him but also thinks it’s hot as hell*

Jade: *Was speechless for a little bit now is teasing Yuu. Is very interested about the fact that someone so small on land is so big in water. Also thinks it is very hot*

Floyd: *Hugs Yuu with no second thought, thinks it’s so cool that shrimpy is small on land but huge in water. Still won’t change their nickname tho. Is jealous after a while but will still thinks it very cute and hot*