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Mc gives people heart attack for fun, they will be playing on their phone minding their own business and then pow Mc is coming out of your screen.

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Deuce: *Reading something on his phone* Mc: *Pops out of his phone* Deuce!

Deuce: Aghsgsusv *falls to ground holding his chest* Mc: Is everyone here a pussy when it comes to jump scares?

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Crowley: *Not looking for away home for Mc* Mc: *Sitting on Crowley‘s desk with his phone in hand* Good for nothing Crow.

Crowley: Mc! What are you doing here?

Mc: Just seeing how progress with getting me home is doing, but I can see you a busy not doing that... or anything els.

Crowley: I have been doing it, you just have to give it time as I as oh so nice.

Mc: Well it should be going faster, as you are oh so nice. Or would you rather have me post your internet history to the public.

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Idia: *Minding his own business* Mc: Wow this whole dorm is full of computers!

Idia: Who are you?

Mc: I’m Yuu, and you are? Idia: Idia, now get out I didn’t invite you here.

Mc: I have never seen any computers like these.

Idia: You like technology?

Mc: I travel though it *pops in on computer pops out of another on* see!

Aniki, suteki desu~ (´•͈ुω•͈ू`)

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I have a statistics project, would you mind helping me?

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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He just gets even more pretty 😍