Take A Knife To Bring To The Roman Senate

May I request your favorite oppossum pic?

I'll put it under a readmore because there is a cadaver (animal bones).

"PISS OFF, BIRD"

He just gets even more pretty 😍

#I hope they feel like Italian today

Imagine if the game let you give gifts

Give everyone (except for Blazer cause screw him) dead rats

Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊

More scp x twst headcanons

I know I should be working on the draft idea of part 2, but I have ideas that don't work in it

Also, I will now only be using Dr Clef and Dr Kondraki ft the o5 mirror phone

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Yuu: I should start a cult when I get back.

Grim: Yesssss!

O5: NOOOOO!

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Kondraki: Listen kid, you gotta eat some vegetables kid.

Yuu: Well, you don't

Kondraki: You don't want to end up the same way.

Yuu: Right… I'm gonna be worse!

Clef: BET!

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Yuu: Who are you?

o5: Classified

Yuu: I have a plan to murder my friends. If I go through it, will I be tried back home?

o5: ...No?

Yuu: GRIM, WE CAN LIGHT THE SCHOOL ON FIRE!

[this is pretty long and if you don't know what tloz is you're free to ignore!!]

Hey! I had an The Legend of Zelda brainrot recently and i was thinking, what if MC was a hylia? Specifically from ocarina of time or breath of the wild?

Maybe they're also aquainted with the champions(i don't remember if the term champion goes for ocarina of time as well) + Link and princess Zelda so they always brag about them and talk a lot about all of the realms there.

They also like to show off their sheikah slate/magic ocarina (let's pretend the princess entrusted those to MC for the sake of the plot) to the others, along with their fighting skills.

How would they react?

Btw you're free to ignore if i'm bothering you!! Your writings are so good!!(≧▽≦)

Mc was close friends with the champions, along with Link and Zelda. Mc grew up along side the duo, they trained physical with Link and their magic with Princess Zelda. Mc was given the title of champion and one of the princess personal knights or what ever Link is called. After the champions lost and Link was given the blow the knocked him out, princess Zelda gave Mc the role to protect Link when he rests. She gave them her sheikah slate for the time being and to become Links guide for when he awakes.

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Mc was minding their business when they were taken to Twisted Wonderland let’s say 50 years before Links awakens.

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Ace: Yuu aren’t you from another world?

Mc: Yes.

Ace: So in your world do you have faes?

Mc: No we don’t.

Deuce: Then why are your ears pointy, like a fae?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

Ace: That is?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

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Yuu starts training with the rest of Diasomnia for fun and to be strong when Link will need them.

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Mc: That was really fun thank you for letting me join!

Sebek: You should try out to be one of my masters knights.

Mc: I am a champion for my princess, so no.

Sebek: Then you left her side to come here? What kind of guard would leave their master!?!

Mc: Well unlike you I am well aware that the one I protect can keep their head above water themselves! I was also given a mission to protect someone how is even more powerful that we will need soon!

Sebek: The where are they?

Mc: In my world... Link... w-w-what if he wakes up? And I-I-I'm not there to help him?

Lilia: Yuu whats the matter?

Mc: It's been 50 years since all of the deaths of the champions, Link most likely has memory loss and I have the sheikah slate to help him get them back.

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Over time Mc become more open about what happened and started to get more daring and fearless.

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I live Bitch

The ghost of Caeser watching an entire group of people celebrate the day he was brutally stabbed and murdered by his coworkers