I feel like Kai would have an aneurysm if someone ruined his suit. He’s super particular, but Irene isn’t so bothered.
Kai and Irene dancing a tango during some book heist or another and it's like 90% sexual tension and flirting poorly disguised as them discussing work and 10% them actually discussing the work
It goes off without a hitch but Kai needs a veeeeery cold shower afters.
Like if you agree
Oh my god, merlin fandom we really deserve this.
look i know it’s a bold move but let’s start giving characters happy endings again
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
When Vale is the responsible one, you know you’ve got to worry!
Vale: We're not gonna burn it
Irene: C'mon dude, you never let me burn anything
Oh my god, me and my family do that so hard. We’re not from Somerset but still, I love that idea!
I've got two characters, Tessa and Evangeline, who are both from Somerset and whilst neither of them have particularly strong accents, I love the idea of when they are talking to each other, the accents just get stronger and stronger until its full blown
I think Kai is just being unreasonable
Irene: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast!
Kai: Those are chocolate eggs
Irene: Diet plan just says "two eggs", so let's not get too picky
MEN WITH BIG NOSES
YOU AGREE. REBLOG.
I live for the idea of Percy standing up in class and absolutely losing it whenever anyone suggests that Dionysus is a powerful being or even vaguely coherent.
Percy would write essays such as "Why Hercules is a Dick" and "As Far As Poseidon Goes As A Parent, He's Okay (compared to other gods)" but would be unable to cite his sources. He gets a B.
percy’s mythology essays never follow the topic and devolve into wild, chaotic rambling halfway through, but he’s very opinionated and the professor is wildly entertained so percy still passes the class
This is gonna be awesome!
the first one scene of this fic is 3500 words
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whoops?
Kai would be so miffed! He was saving those for a special occasion.
Irene: [tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense, only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers]
Irene: This is actually painfully on-brand for me.