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All the NSFW art plaguing my feed has taken a turn for the worse. There's *men* now - kissing women! Disgraceful, my yuri heart can't take it anymore

(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻

I've purposefully limited your selection to just these bad and unpopular ships (and a few i literally just made up because i thought they would suck), but you still have to choose! I'll do a worst one out of these poll too somewhere down the line because i think that's interesting too

You don't even get the slug! I removed him! You have to pick one!

i'm lowering bentley closer and closer to the acid pit the longer you take to choose

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! (but in an evil way. mwah ha ha!)

So I've now cleared the rest of Caria Manor and the surrounding lands. The Red Wolf is much more difficult on a field compared to inside a Debate Hall. I've also entered Lady Ranni's service and have now descended down the Siofra Well to meet with Blaidd.

Additionally, I have tried to craft my own "Elden Bling" as it were while still trying to keep my gearset balanced:

Bandit Mask

High Page Clothes

Banished Knight Gauntlets

Banished Knight Greaves

The weapons I change frequently

Moar Elden Ring

I explored some Mt. Gelmir and the Volcano Manor today, joined the Recusants, did some bad things to decent people.

Did a few dungeons in Gelmir/Altus Plateau, and I joined the Mohgwyn Dynasty, gotta be real, I would fuck Varré. He basically says "i like the way you scream" while inducting you into the Dynasty, which is really hot tbh.

I'm experimenting with my build again, hard shift into katanas and bleed, which is a pretty fun playstyle.

Maybe Nokstella next time...

Victoria dallon age 17 would have a blue lives matter sticker and say”I’m kinda police-ish and i like to think people are important” when asked and be 100% genuine in that answer carol would have to explain the politics of it for marketing reasons

It ends in her staring at a wall for an hour like a lovecraft protagonist

I’m out of the loop by the way why does everyone hate greg? Is it just that he’s kind of annoying?

Do people care if u get inspired by other polls.... Anyway the red/blue poll I see going around is nice but I found that I associate my friends with all sorts of colors so. here

damn some people really hate Ranni… they could never understand her like I do

They cannot keep putting yuri manga caps on my feed, I can only like so many posts

I must hate myself something fierce because I thought it would be smart to eat ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant and I would like to write my fanfiction now please and thank you. I swear I do this type of shit every day and I never learn.

"Maybe it'll work out this time" no, shut up phoseo, it won't