A Buzzard Interrupted One Of My Axedwarfs In Full Steel Armor While He Was Getting A Drink And Proceeded

Just discovered that I have to hunt vampires in Dwarf Fortress. He killed my axelord and I immediately go to the wiki because there is no way I can deal with a (literally) goddamned vampire. After the mandatory rabbit hole, I did manage to find out that this is a very common issue that I've somehow never experienced.

Anyway, I found the vampire (unfortunately they killed another dwarf and somehow no one saw despite being in a 5x10 burrow with the victim and murderer, and for whatever reason the vampire traumatized themselves) but I am keeping the rest of the suspects detained for investigation because now I'm paranoid.

Eaglewatch Lake

I did not notice the dust on the lens until I started uploading this. Taken at Eaglewatch Lake in Littleton Co.

A description of Lord of the Rings by someone who has only seen parts of it and heard things from their sister:

Eye of ra

Goblin: riiiinnng

They're at the house and Hagrid.. no Dumbledore no.. opens the envelope with the ring then he gets and him and his friend leave. Then they see the eye of ra in the distance. And then they're walking and Dumbledore and Saurumon (guy with the long mustache) fight over how to use the ring. There's like eight rings right? Nine? Whenever you wear the ring you get obsessed and decay like Goblin. They're at the long bridge with like the dragon and then he's like "You shall not pass!" Then the dragon slashes his tail and Dumbledore falls. Legolas the minotaur helps them in the river when they're in the barrels by shooting arrows. Then they get ambushed by Voldemort in the barrels. Then they go back to the shire. They are sad that Hagrid (Dumbledore) is dead. Happily ever after.

I think I'm going to run a campaign where pretty much every item is magical and pretty cool but they're all cursed in some way, so it turns into a balancing act/find a priest. Or something like Bloodborne where you have to ration out the use of your powerful items but have to make do with weaker but less dangerous ones.

There is a scientific study that has the words "Age of Empires 2," "Elite Teutonic Knight," and "Two-handed Swordsmen."

This is an actual study on non-human warfare.

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2217973120

Bison!

by James R. Page

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