A description of Lord of the Rings by someone who has only seen parts of it and heard things from their sister:
Eye of ra
Goblin: riiiinnng
They're at the house and Hagrid.. no Dumbledore no.. opens the envelope with the ring then he gets and him and his friend leave. Then they see the eye of ra in the distance. And then they're walking and Dumbledore and Saurumon (guy with the long mustache) fight over how to use the ring. There's like eight rings right? Nine? Whenever you wear the ring you get obsessed and decay like Goblin. They're at the long bridge with like the dragon and then he's like "You shall not pass!" Then the dragon slashes his tail and Dumbledore falls. Legolas the minotaur helps them in the river when they're in the barrels by shooting arrows. Then they get ambushed by Voldemort in the barrels. Then they go back to the shire. They are sad that Hagrid (Dumbledore) is dead. Happily ever after.
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Another version I've seen is to think about it like you traveled back in time from ten years in the future to do this, and now you get to redo these next ten years
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Remember guys, murdering murderers is wrong except when the government says so.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
So I started a game finally with more than five other empires in a normal sized galaxy and everyone else expanded extremely fast, so now I become terrified as a little egalitarian xenophile empire.
So now I have a navy 4 times stronger than the next strongest one.
I have become space Prussia.
Though I am shaped like Austria-Hungary somehow.
Should bucklers be chop stops or nope frens?
Sword chart, funny.
gays, like all people, deserve rights
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