ROUND 1, MATCH 9

im taking requests for these now i guess

THE FINAL! Luz Nozeda Vrs Miss Pauling

ROUND 1, MATCH 3

armani belongs to @friendlyengie!! phantom belongs to @midori-berry!! [no propaganda rules for armani, 1 rule for phantom: "feel free to draw her either red or blu, no shipping please as she's ace"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

ARMANI: - "Don’t you want to see a beautiful fat Italian clown get his rightful wins. He’s committed petty crime. Hes run from the cops. He’s attacked hecklers in crowds with his bare hands. He’s great with kids. He has a giant hammer. He’s a support class. Look at him." - "Armani Barone is a disgraced clown who Just recently lost his job as a clown slash lackey at a traveling shady circus (Its very mafia parody inspired . Because . Tf2 worldbuilding ) after being caught disposing bodies while in uniform, going against the clown code of ethics. In a desperate “fuck You” he stole as much shit as possible from his employers and ran. As a result, they’re currently hunting him down! They appear during Halloween sometimes as a little event for the team. But aside from the eternal target on his back, he’s thriving. Hes a very colorful and obnoxious little guy whose primary objective is to draw attention to himself on the field. He operates mostly on looney tunes logic (but Can be killed, thankfully!)"

PHANTOM: - "she has cool ghost powers and is so so sleepy" - "Ok so she's a 10th class and she can possess the other team and even possess sentries and dispensers to help her team, as well as having other ghost powers. She loves sharks too, and thinks they're neat"

please elaborate in the tags im curious

ROUND 1, MATCH 7

dante belongs to @fairysbrew!! bugeye belongs to @tepikvinxi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

DANTE: - "he's silly! he's a funny little guy and i like him :) he should win because he's so very cool" - "aaaaa!!!! ok so poisoner is a little guy :] he's a cocky little shit who has literally no health (base hp is 105) but thinks he can take on literally everyone (he can't). he's kinda creepy & he joined mann co because he got expelled from college for releasing a bunch of rats. i think he's funky! :D he's 5'2" and transgener (very cool)"

BUGEYE: - "Kinda sticking to og pyro traits here. Given his name he has a love for bugs and has weird little bug lenses and antenna added on it's mask. Mask is usually on. Honestly i dont have much, it's just a silly bug guy."

PLEASE REBLOG INSTEAD OF HEART-ING, HEARTS DO NOTHING FOR MY WORK

Hey guys would you still love me if I pondered the fish for hours instead of healing my team

ROUND 1, MATCH 4

dee belongs to @midori-berry!! faith belongs to @jesi-jess!! [no propaganda rules for dee, 1 for faith: "Don't misgender, change skin tones, or their body types pls. Other then that have fun ;o;/"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

DEE: - "He's the prettiest cherry blossom themed sniper I know of and he has a sick robot leg and robot eye and he's also really really gay as well." - "Okay so for this guy he got injured in an explosion that was meant to kill his parents (who were also mercenaries but for a different non mann co affiliated group) and then mann co swoops in and offers him this cool robot leg and robot eye so he's like woah yeah thats pretty cool the leg has LEDs but then he didn't read what he was signing when he got them so now he's a sniper :) He used to not like fighting but now he's used to it. He lives in a campervan but it's actually quite nice andd not a complete mess. he loves gardening (tho the flower on his hat is fake shh dont tell anyone) and is (not so) secretly into dressing up and doing drag in his spare time"

FAITH: - "She is the cutest ghost talking expert around and knows not only how to fight but win (With her ghost friends). Jokes aside just entering for fun~" - "Faith Dawn is a happy and outgoing woman with high hopes and curiosity for the world around her. Faith, despite how dark it is for such a happy person, is able to see ghosts and talk to them. In her eyes, though death can be tragic, there is always a way to find happiness in the aftermath. It’s because of these talents she was hired on as a Scout for Mann Co."

tw rape, drugs, sexual abuse involving non humans, survival sw

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2 days ago (3/7) I had to flee a situation in which a potential john attempted to sedate and falsly imprison me and have a pet animal perform sexual acts on me for his gratification. I had to spend money that I Did not and Do not currently have in order to flee the situation. This has shaken me in a way that has made function nearly impossible. I haven't eaten since the incident and have been self medicating in such a way that most would consider dangerous. My $1150 rent And my Light and Gas bills are past due. This is not Normal for me. February has historically been a very difficult month but I had what has been probably the most stressful, harrowing winter in years and I no longer have the energy to self advocate to the extent that I have had to. I have been placed in this position because mutual aid is proving to be an unsustainable and much too risky means of survival and I literally have nowhere to go. I have NO money no friends no govt assistance and have incurred the wrath of a lot of dangerous and manipulative people. my mental health is so poor that I'm constantly in survival mode. Nothing feels real.

I need people to Care. my life literally depends on it.

Please, PLEASE for the love of god HELP ME, SEE ME, SHARE THIS. I do not have any other options being disabled. Please give a shit about me. this us such a small amount that can be funded by yt ppl in a matter of Hours, Literally but it's taken months of begging to be chronically, desperately behind. I've been staggering and ready to throw in the towel.

please share PLEASE, GIVE! I KNOW IT IS THERE.

cash.me/$tomi1

venmo:tominova

gf.me/u/ygdu7j

ROUND 1, MATCH 2

robin belongs to @puntastic-artist!! aarang belongs to @kisbunzies!! [no propaganda rules for robin, 1 rule for aarang: "Not many ! Just know he's korean and try not to mistake him for anything else"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

ROBIN: - "So uh, my guy, Robin, they're a Non binary (he/they) scout who accidentally got cursed by merasmus to become a shape shifting octopus monster, but honestly he's having a fucking blast! Instead of carrying a bag like most scouts they carry a cooler full of bonk and occasionally a beer or three. They don't have a Mom and was raised by their adopted Dad (a BLU spy named Francis) and has no idea what he's doing. He joined RED to pay his college debt, he's a forensic scientist! They're 26 years old, and have a boyfriend named Levi! He's even got a tattoo of his name on his wrist" - "I have no clue he's just a silly guy"

AARANG: - "He's super hot and emo" - "He's not actually from the 1900s like the rest of mercs but is actually an ex kpop star that accidentally time traveled . also he's gumiho (nine tailed fox) and he didn't notice. Also he's made a deal with a demon whose just his cat now. Also he's bestirs with scout and they do foolish activities. He's also bisexual also(i could talk about him forever)"

Which one of these villains do you like the most?

Oh my god, imagine what will happen if all these villains form a criminal organization together...