dante belongs to @fairysbrew!! bugeye belongs to @tepikvinxi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
DANTE: - "he's silly! he's a funny little guy and i like him :) he should win because he's so very cool" - "aaaaa!!!! ok so poisoner is a little guy :] he's a cocky little shit who has literally no health (base hp is 105) but thinks he can take on literally everyone (he can't). he's kinda creepy & he joined mann co because he got expelled from college for releasing a bunch of rats. i think he's funky! :D he's 5'2" and transgener (very cool)"
BUGEYE: - "Kinda sticking to og pyro traits here. Given his name he has a love for bugs and has weird little bug lenses and antenna added on it's mask. Mask is usually on. Honestly i dont have much, it's just a silly bug guy."
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robin belongs to @puntastic-artist!! aarang belongs to @kisbunzies!! [no propaganda rules for robin, 1 rule for aarang: "Not many ! Just know he's korean and try not to mistake him for anything else"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
ROBIN: - "So uh, my guy, Robin, they're a Non binary (he/they) scout who accidentally got cursed by merasmus to become a shape shifting octopus monster, but honestly he's having a fucking blast! Instead of carrying a bag like most scouts they carry a cooler full of bonk and occasionally a beer or three. They don't have a Mom and was raised by their adopted Dad (a BLU spy named Francis) and has no idea what he's doing. He joined RED to pay his college debt, he's a forensic scientist! They're 26 years old, and have a boyfriend named Levi! He's even got a tattoo of his name on his wrist" - "I have no clue he's just a silly guy"
AARANG: - "He's super hot and emo" - "He's not actually from the 1900s like the rest of mercs but is actually an ex kpop star that accidentally time traveled . also he's gumiho (nine tailed fox) and he didn't notice. Also he's made a deal with a demon whose just his cat now. Also he's bestirs with scout and they do foolish activities. He's also bisexual also(i could talk about him forever)"
june belongs to @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense!! kathleen belongs to @froyocorp!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
JUNE: - "He's a silly little guy that loves spiders and deals with unimaginable amounts of existential dread" - "This is Spy-der! A class swap OC between Soldier and Spy. He is a clone and is intensely positive and aggressively genuine in everything he does. He will violently sucker punch good vibes into his friends by yelling compliments with an unnecessary amount of swear words because that's how he expresses his love <3 He also loves spiders and his disguise is literally sharpie drawings of the mercs drawn onto his helmet which he flips over his face. It somehow works."
KATHLEEN: - "REASONS I THINK KATHLEEN SHOULD WIN > silly > lesbian and dating ms. pauling > naturally suspicious of mann co not bc its doing anything "wrong" but because admin is stressing ms. pauling out and thats not good >:( - actually she's suspicious of engineer but just bc she finds it odd how mann co hired his grandpa on the opposing team (BLU) while engie is on her team (RED) but aside from that she doesnt gaf.. > taxidermy and vulture culture girlie - makes taxidermy for her friends :3 > big and top-heavy (awooga) > fellow spy hater (her mother was a spy too, not The spy but im making a spy oc who's her mother)" - "OKAY SOOOURRR kathleen is a lousianian girl, joining the mercs bc her speciality is disarmament - she straight up takes the weapons out of the enemys hands and uses it against them. this is usually melee weapons but i like to think she can take and revv up heavys minigun for a solid 5 seconds before she drops it. her lore's a bit sad :( mom was a spy and did the typical spy thing (left) and her father was nice but is MIA due to battle (field medic). now she's following her dad's footsteps in being in war, not as a medic, but as a merc !!!! and she's damn good at it too >:D"
Wheat man
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crumbsy and loafette belong to @gofishgo and @honeysparklesmash!! jasmine belongs to @laytonsartblog!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
CRUMBSY AND LOAFETTE: - "she [loafette] straight up is a bread loaf. nothing else matters you know. just vote for bread!! she actually is just a toddler in body of bread monster huh" - "ooohh look at him [crumbsy]!!!! the boy ever!!! the goodest boy yeah!!!!! unlike Loafette he's just like a puppy. just a little guy"
JASMINE:
- "She’s like if every noir detective was combined with Garnet from Steven Universe. Also she’s a stone cold bitch that KINDA has a homoerotic thing going with Helen and neither will admit it, and honestly they’ll keep it that way. Despite her cool demeanor, she’s also a total gossip with Ms. Pauling whenever she has the slim chance of seeing her. So y’know. She’s an icon <3 Along with that she’s also a single mother to an activist young adult daughter named Dahlia. She’s proud of her and uses the money she earns helping Dahlia’s career. They aren’t very close due to Jasmine’s job requiring almost zero contact, but Dahlia appreciates it nonetheless. All in all, she’s a badass, a fantastic mother, and just a little bit stone cold, but that doesn’t mean she can’t appreciate a good joke or two."
PROPAGANDA: (if submitted multiple times the more detailed prop will be displayed)
Truniper - listen. listen. i know this is a rarepair. i know this pair is so rare i don't even have any actual images of them together let alone fanart. i know there's not even fics of them out there. but please just consider how cute they would be. please consider. thank you
Fradrian - None given.
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All pairs are chosen at random by a wheel! No picking has taken place when making polls
going on a little rant abt Trucy design… she is continuing to get lighter skin in each new image capcom puts out. fuck that. give me brown girl Trucy with a Latino dad and a Mediterranean/Balkan mom!!!!! Give Trucy textured curls and body hair!!! Give her thick eyebrows like her bio dad!!!! Give us hairy girls some representation!!!!! Capcom please 🥺🥺🥺
manfred von karma shoulder boulders parody called shoulder bullets
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HELLO EVERYONE!!!!
if you signed up to the pair-up collab form thing, here is where you will find your collab partner(s)!!!!!!
if you for any reason need to change who you are paired up with or need to drop out, feel free to just dm me!
once finished with your pair up image, dm it to me or send it to me in an ask :3
[for organization purposes, i will be highlighting every collab that has already been finished and submitted!]
lots n lots under the cut!!
Jasmine (The Informant) [@laytonsartblog] vs. Loafette and Crumbsy (as a duo) [@gofishgo and @honeysparklesmash]
Robin Willson-Pierre [@puntastic-artist] vs. Aarang Kyung (The Witch) [@kisbunzies]
Jimmy B. Water [@cathansfish] vs. Chico [@girafferobot3000]
Phantom [@midori-berry] vs. Armani Barone (The Decoy) [@friendlyengie]
Dee [@midori-berry] vs. Faith Dawn [@jesi-jess]
Benedict Octavian Nostitz [@jesi-jess] vs. Felix O'Mulligan [@necodama]
June (Spyder) [@a-scary-lack-of-common-sense] vs. Kathleen (The Scavenger) [@froyocorp]
Cáspio Marina/Fishy (The Fisherman) [@lovemygfsnieprtf2] vs. Mirasol Carpio [@tepikvinxi]
Bugeye [@tepikvinxi] vs. Dante Novikov (The Poisoner) [@fairysbrew]
Cam and Jr. (as a duo) [@fl00rbr3ad] vs. Rene Lambert and Alois Dietrich (as a duo) [@solemn-vow and @allthepandasintheworld]
The Conductor [@cjsees] vs. CD Fence [@nonhumanmakesart]
Elijah King (The Assistant) [@gordonfreemanreal] vs. Julius Jameson (The CopyCat) [@0rangejulius]
Mathilda Vogel [@stangeranfanficion] vs. Jay [@leo-undrgrnd]
Novak Vindicta/Asher Constantine [@pheonixsupportsyou] vs. The Scrapper [@violetkatgrove]
Shifter [@ozianthus-arts] vs. Darnell [@general-marzipan]
Elaina (The Maid) [@itsameghoulmint] vs. Scout (Sky COTL AU) [@that1randomname]
Bloodhound [@slcknasty] vs. Brodie (The Courier) [@sicc-nasti]
The Cartographer [@fratboycipher] vs. Benjamin Madden [@princessartseyrandomness]
Uwe Pfeiffer and Morbius Pantazis (as a duo) [@skylordgrey and @rottingcompost] vs. Ammo and The Time Traveller (as a duo) [@lalazynax-blog and @littlemacbagel]
The Intern [@queensqueercourt] vs. Butcher [@junkbrainz]
Lia Olivero [@hootsimedes] vs. The Sailor [@robin374]
Daniel Peltola (The Signaller) [@ultrakill-gabriel] vs. The Nurse [@fictofaggot]
The Therapist [@hazardtoons] vs. Jay the Janitor [@beepiesheepie]