someone: "man, I wish I was plural. It'd be nice to take all the different attitudes to things I have and give them names and let them have opinions about eachother and stuff"
us:
Admit it. If you were separated into good and evil versions of yourself your evil version would totally make your good version their bitch
Point proven.
This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.
I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.
i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
Reblog if you love saying "that's kinda gay" whenever you see objectively gay things happening
Aren't you Australian? Shouldn't there be plenty of very dangerous spider girls out there to toy with a cute little bee like you?
THERE FUCKING SHOULD BE!
Normal: I love you. Fighting: I’d fight you. Flying: I’d date you. Poison: I’m envious of you. Ground: I want to meet you in real life. Rock: I can relate to what you’ve gone through. Bug: You bug me sometimes. Ghost: You scare me sometimes. Steel: I think you’re strong. Fire: I think you’re hot. Water: I think you’re cool. Grass: I think you’ve grown a lot. Electric: You surprise me sometimes. Psychic: We have a lot in common. Ice: I want to be closer to you. Dragon: I think you’re amazing. Dark: I’d fuck you. Fairy: I think you’re cute.
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!