Seems Legit. I Want These In Every 1st Person Shooter Game Now...including Slime Rancher.

Have you ever heard of anyone complaining about BBC?

Of course not! Because nobody wants to cross the English channel.

One of my all time favorite movies

BETTER OFF DEAD  1985 | dir. savage steve holland 

Born that way

Despite all the jokes, it turned out none of us had 20 20 vision

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?

If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1519252401 (via showerponderings)

No, it's either a ramp or a long, ugly-carpeted hallway.

I wouldn't even go to a gun fight, but I WOULD bring a knife to a steak dinner, a wood carving class, or a knife show.

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

And that's just in pictures. His acting chops are even more varied.

John Malkovich Can Be Everything

Regardless of your thoughts on his presidency, you gotta admit he was passionate about his charity work since then.

The Carters

Reminder that good people doing great things is possible in government.