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I would see every one of them.

I love the part when it's just hanging there!

i can’t stop laughing

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

My dog can become another animal. It's true! Sometimes she barks until she's a little hoarse.

The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.

The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).

The full translation of the cover would be

HIS STRUGGLE

Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:

How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America

So true

You never really pay attentiom to how many cars of a specific brand are in your city untill you buy that brand of car.

I wouldn't even go to a gun fight, but I WOULD bring a knife to a steak dinner, a wood carving class, or a knife show.

Seems legit

A circle of salt protects people from demons. A circle of salt keeps snails from going anywhere. Are snails demons?

You can disagree with his politics, with his actions, with his words. But John McCain served his country with pride and honor both in uniform and in office.