Correct Bathroom Policy

That'll be me.

Dats me in the future

He Deserves A Peace Prize

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?

Best 1 I've seen on DST!

Be sure to set your clocks one hour ahead and straight on till morning.

When & where was this? And I can't stop watching it!

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

“I want our government to start buying more books and less bullets.”

My government teacher in class today

I think I've experienced this a lot at work.

"There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation." - Troy Gathers

“There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation.” - Troy Gathers

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.

Available to play weddings, bar mitzvahs and barn raisings

Airplane is the funniest movie of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you all need to.