“I want our government to start buying more books and less bullets.”
My government teacher in class today
doordash
"That would be nice." - Charlie Brown responding to Lucy after a baseball game saying, "You win some, you lose some Charlie Brown."
The music op used perfectly enhances this.
Elegance
There has probably always been just as many ADHD, autistic and etc people. Back in the 14th century life was just simpler and if you were capable enough to manage to herd goats, nobody cared if you’re a bit weird
If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?
http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1519252401 (via showerponderings)
No, it's either a ramp or a long, ugly-carpeted hallway.
I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn’t have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.
It's pretty much always been this way in the US.
RIP Chuck Berry
in honour of the legend…
Sad, but true
You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve