Blazing Saddles

I wouldn't even go to a gun fight, but I WOULD bring a knife to a steak dinner, a wood carving class, or a knife show.

The fact that an immature, inexperienced 18 year old you had to chose what a mature, responsible 45 year old you will be doing, goes to show how fucked up the education system is.

I spent months in Colorado just to experience the hot springs. It was a sabbathical.

It's me too

Seems legit.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Worth noting

On this Impeachment Day, A few reminders about Donald Trump

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

Nothing screams first world problem, like coming up with a first world problem and typing it on a smart phone.

There are few things in a man’s life more satisfying than successfully piss-blasting a shit-stain off of the inside of a toilet bowl