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@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

When did you get so wise?  Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

+ Bury A Friend +

Reminder that Isabelle is canonically not straight

hey i really think y’all should watch this

Kidnapper: We have your son

Dark: I don’t have a son

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts of his sandwiches?

Dark: Oh my god, you have Yancy

God this was the funniest thing

but to say that i’m a rainbow

bringing this back because it makes me cry laugh every time

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

Please rise for the national anthem.

JSE Channel Catalogue Master Post 2012 - 2019

**2019 added to catalogue**

Here is every video on Jack’s channel in browseable playlist form including single episode videos that he doesn’t catalogue himself.  Now you can easily browse the entire history of his channel to find something to watch.

Please share this to anyone who may need content.

I hope a few get some use from this.

Enjoy

2012/13

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018

2019

At the end of every year I will add a new link and repost.

I don’t get why everyone’s legit bashing him.

Hey everyone who is sane and not shitting on Seán every five seconds for the stupidest shit reblog this so I can follow you guys

i guess im one of the chill blogs mainly because i almost dont exist lmao

Excellent graphics with info that the mainstream press aren't sharing because they're rather scare the shit outta people.

That last slide is extremely telling, no?

In short, share this around. Then ya'll can calm the fuck down, head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over.

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

Need me a squad like this

So, I'm participating in MarchusAnnus!

My goal is to train my left hand in writing :D I also want to encourage peeps to continue it with me; we can do this >:D

Happiness Will Come To You.

capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"

Resources for Mending Clothes

We toss out over 80 pounds of textiles each year. These textiles are often made of plastic materials (polyester, nylon), made in unethical conditions, dyed with harsh dyes that often get put into the rivers, etc. Even a single cotton shirt releases carbon emissions and uses tons of water. 

So the best thing to prevent the unsustainable growth of the fashion industry is to make sure that your clothing lasts as long as possible. To do so, mending clothing is a must. So here are some resources to help you learn how to do various things, such as sewing a button, to tailoring clothes, or even upcycling old clothing into new styles. 

* How to sew on three different types of button

* How to hand sew on a patch on a torn pair of jeans

* How to sew up a hole in an old shirt

* How to sew a simple T-shirt

* How to upcycle old clothing into new clothing

* More upcycle and sewing techniques

* How to repair a damaged sock

* How to do an invisible stitch

* 3 different stitches to work with for different results

* How to make a T-shirt smaller so it fits you better

* How to make repairs to your shoes

These are just a few of the things that you can do in order to make sure that your clothing lasts for a long time. Nobody wants to keep buying new clothing, as it is expensive and wasteful. 

So making alterations to your clothing, or fixing small holes hen you see them can be hugely beneficial to your wallet, to garment workers, and to the environment in the long term. 

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

Anti anxiety.