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A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

pls don’t let this flop

American Girl stories were the best tbh

no effing way dude, who broke this vase? who broke this vase? seriously guys, everyone who is here at my awesome party, this huge crowd of people (that’s definitely here right now) somebody broke my grandma’s vase and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died. I swear to all things football and/or skateboarding. I will find you. don’t make me cry these incredibly manly tears. anyone can speak up here and be a part of this scene. especially those of us who aren’t imagined and are actually here on the stage, like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief. very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room. stefanie, you wanna bake some cookies?

if you understand this i love you very much

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

Wendy’s Training Videos Hot & Cold Drinks

this just in: if aang’s flying bison and lemur would ever speak, they would have captain rex’s voice

fuck it. baby snoopy

in case you or anyone you know has been hurt or arrested during the protest, here are some people who offer free care or legal aid. stay safe everyone and watch out for eachother

Wholesome!

“It’s the Johnny Bravo!”

I did a simple drawing of some of the memes and running jokes from the channel

Tbh I just wanted to try a color study so that’s why there are three different drawings

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

I present to you:

30 seconds of *Ethan Noises*

some golden retrievers! 

Yelp is Screwing Over Restaurants By Quietly Replacing Their Phone Numbers

The phone numbers add tracking before connecting to a restaurant so that Grubhub can bill for a marketing fee.

This seems especially important since in most of the country right now, all restauraunt business is takeout.

The short version:  When you look up a restaurant’s phone number in the Yelp app, Yelp gives you the option to call for “Delivery or Takeout” or “General Questions.”  If you choose General Questions, it calls the restaurant directly.  If you choose Delivery or Takeout it calls Grubhub, which then reroutes your call to the restaurant.  You are none the wiser because this rerouting happens automatically.  Then Grubhub charges the restaraunt 15-20% of your order total for this “service”.   Oh, and they record your phone call too.

Please read the article for details as well as more Grubhub financial chicanery.

I wasn’t tagged by anyone lmao😄 but I saw it and I liked it  here

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Can’t stop watching this

The king has spoken!

out of touch thursday

Anti anxiety.

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

THE LITTLE PRINCE (2015) DIR. Mark Osborne

Reblog if you’re a fan of Sanders Sides

In celebration of the new episode, I thought it would be a good time to find some more Fanders to follow. So reblog if you’re a fan/consistently post Sanders Sides content!