Detentionaire Was A Childhood Fever Dream

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

I Took It As A Taunt Series

Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.

It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson. 

Masterlist of Comic Knowledge Posts

(To be expanded upon as new posts are made, but for now, here’s a place you can find any big questions I’ve answered or comic info I’ve dug up)

DC Timeline Powerpoint

The Significance of Jason’s Bat Symbol

Damian’s First Canon Interactions With Each Batfam Member

The Brady Bunch

What Instruments Do the Batkids Play?

How Tim Lost His Spleen

When and Why Tim Changed His Color Scheme to Red and Black

Batkids + Major Injuries

The History of Damian’s Skin Tone in Comics

Is Dick White?

Crash Course on Bart Allens’ Death

The Batkids + Swearing

Duke Thomas’ Personality and How to Write It

My Cringey Old Tim Drake + Depression Masterpost

“I Don’t Hit My Kids” Yeah Okay Old Man

If You Were Wondering Whether Dick and Tim Like Pineapple On Pizza, the Answer is Yes

Remember the Time N52 Bart Was a Psychopath

Batkids’ Last Words

Every Panel of the Batkids Referring to Each Other As Siblings That I Could Find

Damian and Selina’s Current Relationship

Tim is a Health Nut

The Aftermath of Bart’s Death

Every Panel of Bruce and Dick Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Jason Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Tim Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Duke and Cass Being Referred to As Bruce’s Children That I Could Find

Bruce’s “Death” and Battle For the Cowl Explained

Batkid Canon Nicknames

The Confusing History of Ra’s and Talia’s Eye Colors

Jason Suffers From Chronic Pain, Y’all

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon

Ive been playing Apollo justice... Love that funny little attorney

hmm…

homies want a couple of things, and this is one of them

For Character Bingo how about Drift

My opinions are not popular because I still like my Drift seasoned with a soupcon of kook. He plays up his spirituality to achieve an effect (mostly provoking Ratchet), but he actually does believe in that shit. It's just funnier if the contradiction is real. He's manipulative. He's cynical. He's a stone cold killer. But he was also physically rebuilt and socially deprogrammed by a crunchy granola back-to-the-land utopian cult during an extremely impressionable period in his life, so yeah, he really is into herbal healing and will gamely read your star chart. What's delicious is you can never really tell if he's shitting you or not. Dream diary? Sure. You nod and agree, because you're kind of terrified of him.