For Character Bingo How About Drift

I just been thinking about Alfred and Bruce a lot lately. Also I just really like the idea that before Bruce's parents death Bruce was really into natural studies like geology.

I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool. 

Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online). 

idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t. 

~also~

1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?” 

“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”

2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods” 

“... what the fuck?”

My favorite running joke (so far) in yj98 is that Tim has taken Bruce’s old chair from when it was the JL base and just taped a robin symbol over the bat.

Dick sits in it too during the parent teacher conference 😌

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

or:

“give my alimony next friday”

“what alimony??” 

“we’re getting divorced”

“WE’RE NOT MARRIED???” 

“I’m getting a divorce”

“WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”

Stale: who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman

Woke: who would win in a fight between Superman and Captain Marvel in a non friendly match and how much would Billy Batson cry after winning

i love toxic and rancid homoeroticism i hate wholesome gay representation and i think queerbaiting is awesome

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU