Ooh…ever Thought What Would Happen If Bruce Came Face-to-face With Sinestro (as Hal’s Ex)? By The

yo imagine tim never bothers to learn chess more than a basic understanding so whenever ra’s brings out a chessboard to be Dramatically Symbolic of their rivalry tim’s just like :/ can we play clue instead :/

ok DC fans. We’ve had AU fics about the JL finding out that Batman has kids. That he’s not always a terrifying demon but is actually soft with his 55 Found Family members. We’ve had them, and let me tell you, I’ll gladly read 13643 iterations of that same plot. Love them. Send any reading recs my way.

BUT

WHERE are the fics where the JL finds out that Hal Jordan is, among other things, a universal legend.

Imagine an AU in which the JL know literally nothing about Hal’s outer space exploits (much like the ‘JL meets the Batfam’ fics are set in AUs where no one knows anything of Gotham or Batman outside the JL). Imagine that all Earth’s heroes know about the Green Lantern Corps is that they’re interplanetary space cops, and that sometimes Hal needs to ‘report for duty’, assumedly stopping volcanic eruptions or evacuating alien citizens from a doomed planet. When asked, Hal confirms that those are among the things he does.

But then they start to get more space missions, and coincidentally learn more about the GL corps. 

More specifically that Hal - the comeback king, the irresponsible, goofy, mildly irritating/extremely annoying guy on the team that rarely takes orders and never shuts his mouth, is one of the most highly revered beings among the known star systems?? 

This dude steps into a bar in Sector who-knows-where, uses constructs to block every exit and announces his name, the patrons are practically yelling the information he needs. Citizens cheer when he lands on certain planets. Also, the guy has been dead so many times. He has become pure will (which destroyed an enemy planet) and has even been Corps Leader. He’s broken the limitations of the ring so regularly that the JL assumed that all GLs could just do the things he does. Nope! 

There are some other gems too. For a man with no regard for rules, his best friend is his old drill sergeant? Wait, are you telling us that this ‘Sinestro’ guy, the Joker to the Green Lantern’s Batman, personally trained Hal???? Hal, be honest here, are you a reformed hero????? Why are people so scared of you???? I thought you were just some guy with anime magic jewellery???????

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Marvel

-Along with that, I’m pretty sure he got into Naruto cosplay (as Shazam) one time because of the Area 51 meme

-There’s a female villain and after Marvel punts her somewhere he’s like “just killed a woman, feeling good” (after that he had to explain the JL the meme)

-Whenever someone does something amazing he always says WAP and no one has the heart to correct him

Marvel, being shot in the gut a few times, bleeding and fading between consciousness and unconsciousness: tis but a scratch

Marvel, when he has to do monitor duty/does something not dangerous: IM GONNA DIE

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson has so much comedic potential.

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Captain Marvel, the chosen Champion of the gods, protector of Magic: poggers.

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Captain Marvel: (speaking in Latin to an ancient deity)

Superman: (leaning over) What’s he saying?

Wonderwoman: He’s asking it for its Minecraft username.

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Captain Marvel: (eyes glowing) dwelling on the heroes of old, will only end In suffering and misfortune, glacé to the morrow instead.

The league: …

Captain Marvel: (sips boba)

“whatcha got there?”

“a smoothie”

tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.

PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25

IM AT A HISTORIC LANDMARK

I really love thinking of RusAme and NedCan as those like…parallel ships because both North American brothers have a tall, intimidating, and fluffy boyfriend with a scarf and I think that’s beautiful. And at first Alfred and Matthew would be hesitant to have their boyfriends meet each other because they think they’d probably fight or something but instead they end up complimenting each other’s scarves.

I was trying to make a joke about angry water drinking Phoenix but then I just got Vert Sad so I had to do this as well:

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Batson & John Constantine, Billy Batson & Chas Chandler Characters: Billy Batson, John Constantine, Chas Chandler, Clark Kent Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I mean it kinda is, not studying hahaha, Crack, just a little bit, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of I Took It as a Taunt Summary:

Billy Batson, current (child) Champion of Magic, spectacularly misunderstands when Superman gives him an invitation to the Justice League.

He joins anyway.

I appreciate the canon that:

a) Only Klavier Gavin is allowed to bully Apollo Justice, according to Apollo Justice. When Phoenix teases Apollo calling him “Herr Forehead” in the DD Quiz DLC, Apollo gets mad and says only Prosecutor Gavin can call him that.

b) Only Simon Blackquill is allowed to bully Athena Cykes, according to Simon Blackquill. Simon riffs on Athena’s inexperience in 6-4, but the moment Nahyuta does the same, Simon decides it is his life calling to make Nahyuta miserable.