Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings:

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

what about the 10 year old’s pet tiger and the taxi driver to the mean bisexual lol

Sometimes a friend group is a hot wizard, a 10 year old boy and a mean bisexual

AU where the court stenographer writes Steel Samurai fanfic and one time when listening to Narumitsu yell innuendos at each other during court, they get inspiration for their Magisteel fic.

Whilst this would normally go completely unnoticed, the fact that the Chief Prosecutor is a huge Steel Samurai nerd means that he notices when things he’s said in court start being quoted by the Evil Magistrate in the fic he’s reading…

the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think

I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool. 

Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online). 

idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t. 

~also~

1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?” 

“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”

2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods” 

“... what the fuck?”

I appreciate the canon that:

a) Only Klavier Gavin is allowed to bully Apollo Justice, according to Apollo Justice. When Phoenix teases Apollo calling him “Herr Forehead” in the DD Quiz DLC, Apollo gets mad and says only Prosecutor Gavin can call him that.

b) Only Simon Blackquill is allowed to bully Athena Cykes, according to Simon Blackquill. Simon riffs on Athena’s inexperience in 6-4, but the moment Nahyuta does the same, Simon decides it is his life calling to make Nahyuta miserable.

*On an off world mission*

Hal: *Winks* Let’s get astronaughty

Bruce: Seriously?

Hal: Honestly, the only reason I became an intergalactic space cop was to say that

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