Man, Just Realized

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827

have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

Crack Prompt

Characters have a rap battle that goes horribly wrong.

detentionaire was a childhood fever dream

Detentionaire is a better mystery that gravity falls in that it actually surprises you.

Gravity falls made it pretty clear from the start weird shit was gonna happen and all the rules were out the window when the kids fucking float in the intro.

Detentionaire? It’s deceptive. You think it’s just some goofy comedy about a kid busting out of detention to prove he didn’t pull a prank he was punished for like ha ha wacky adventures with colorful characters and him always just narrowly missing getting the proof he needs - and that does happen …..for a wHILE

then as he digs deeper the main character lee goes from

“Ha ha high school is so hard my mom is so embarrassing”

To

“THE SODA IS MIND CONTROL POTION, I MIGHT BE A CLONE AND THE ONLY FRIEND I CAN TRUST IS AN ANCIENT LIZARD THAT WILL EAT ME IF IT GETS BORED”

A summary

Vie ver

Heres a DSMP Ace Attorney AU ive been working on with some people on twt >:)

L'manberg presidential debate gave me some AA vibes when rewatching and i had to draw it immediately

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

Bucky Barnes Bruce Wayne

🤝

Drinking coffee straight out of the coffee pot while watching their boyfriends make breakfast

hey kid