Gender-fluid Chicken :D

Techno: [is very adversed to making friends after what happened]

Ranboo: [gifts him a new axe of peace]

Techno:

techno: I just got betrayed by one of like, three people on this smp that I called my friend. I'm done trusting that easily, I'm done making friends with people who haven't explicitly proven themself to be trustworthy and loyal

ranboo: hey um, heres a replacement axe of peace. I'm sorry that you lost it

techno: little man what did I just say? anyways do you want a blue bed or a green bed, and would you like help decorating your new house? need any food or weapons?

“you’re my SON!”

Ten stupid conversations from the Dream SMP gang

Tubbo: Where is Phil?

Tommy: Probably getting married again

~

Tommy: Fundy, what are your thoughts on gang violence?

Fundy: I support it.

Eret: WHAT

~

Wilbur: Oh, Tubbo, you know a lot about the going ons of Manburg. Tell me, what’s happening?

Tubbo: Well, I think Quackity might be getting sick of having a fat ass, I’ll be honest

~

Eret: Wait, females exist??

Niki: No, they don’t

Eret: Oh okay. Sorry, I got scared for a bit

~

Dream: Hey! You took both arrows!

Techno: Sharing is caring, man. And let me tell you...

Techno: I don’t care at all

~

Tommy: Do you really think we wanna take Tubbo as a hostage? He’s smart, you know.

Techno:

Tommy:

Techno: *laughs*

Tommy: Ok, yeah, I take that back

~

Schlatt: Fundy, you’re trending on Twitter, dude

Fundy: I’m not trending on Twitter

Schlatt: Yeah you are. #FursuitFriday

Fundy: Oh fuck off

~

Wilbur: Toby, is your real name Tobias?

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Shut up.

~

Tommy: Techno, what’s your opinion on forest fires?

Techno: I think that forests should be saved for gender reveal parties

~

Tommy: How come whenever I swear you go ‘language’, but when Phil swears you’re all-

Bad: Phil hasn’t sworn in this conversation at all!

Tommy: Phil?

Phil: Fuck :)

Tommy: :)

Same tho

Shamelessly ships everyone with Lance, Keith, Pidge and Matt.

Ugh

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

This is my VLD OC, her name is Kyubey.

(Pronounced Kyu - bee) She’s half glara, half human. I got bored and deicded to draw her in her Galran form.

If you don’t know what VLD is, it means Voltron: Lengendary Defender. It’s a show on netflix, and you should go watch it :3

“And one day we will find a way towards this distant golden age THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!”

I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could

we’ve come so far guys! ;v;

full version! tumblr resizing strikes again

reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a

Error: Were you frying marbles?

Ink: We were checking if the smoke detector worked.

Fresh: It doesn’t.

Hecc ya

Reblog if you will always love Undertale