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collection of comics from twitter- high pain sensitivity but also has trouble processing it donnie vs. low pain sensitivity leo is so real to me

if i was a worm would yous till meb myf reid

yes id treasure u greatly but would also not come near u cus i hate worms they make me ill /gen but id love u /p from afar

hello these are so good?? i actually thought these were gifs of some episodes :0

Rottmnt

We’re trending, so take a part 3 of fake rise tweets in celebration :)

Pt.1 Pt.2

theyre all SO stupid please 😭😭 /pos

double life is a comedy series (YouTube link)

Grim can’t text with those paws

I LOVE STUPID PEOPLE THEYRE SO FUNNY

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This entire post removed ten years from my lifespan

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

SEX OFFENDER ON A SKATEBOARD AMDNSKFNSKDNDM

SK8 characters on how well they hide their civilian identity: ranked from best to worst

Adam (Ainosuke)- he’s a politician by day, sex offender on a skateboard by night. Plus he has a whole ass matador costume and wears a mask that literally hides his face. Even as a teen he wore a hood to hide his face. He keeps his double identity well hidden, to pretty much everybody except Tadashi.

Cherry (Kaoru)- like Adam, he wears a face covering, but on the bottom half of his face. He also wears his hair up and wears contacts and has an entirely different outfit for skating. He’s gotten mad at Joe for using his real name at “S”, and at Reki for using his “S” name in the real world.

 Shadow (Hiromi)- initially, I ranked him higher than Cherry based on looks (his shadow persona is very different from his civilian self), but then I remembered that he regularly shows up to “S” with his VERY DISTINCTIVE pink car that he uses for work. He can try to cover up the little logo of his work place, but c'mon. It’s a pink car.

Joe (Kojiro)- Joe’s “S” outfit is… being shirtless? LOL he’s not doing much to try to hide his identity looks-wise, but still has an “S” name he goes by

SNOW (Langa)- Langa doesn’t really have an “S” outfit, so he ain’t hiding. However, his clothes are pretty plain and non-identifiable so he could easily hide among a crowd. He has an “S” name but doesn’t really seem to acknowledge it (then again, he doesn’t seem to acknowledge anything- Langa really said head empty, only Reki). 

MIYA- his “S” name is basically his first name so he ain’t hiding either. He wears his infamous cat-boy hoodie when he skates but that’s probably cuz he doesn’t want to get his school uniform dirty. 

Reki- this boy isn’t hiding anything- he showed up in the FIRST episode in his work uniform to deliver a skateboard. Reki really said fuck privacy I’m coming to “S” in my SCHOOL UNIFORM and you will address me by my REAL name. boy might as well be passing out his home address and social security number, smh. 

BONUS- Tadashi is a mystery to everybody at “S”. He comes out of NOWHERE to crash the tournament, BEATS adam’s record during qualifiers, wins the beef against Miya in a landslide, then dips. Plus he wears the cap man uniform when he skates so now everybody at “S” is sus of which one among them is the infamous SNAKE. 

IM LOSING IT THESE FUCKING REPLIES AMFJSKDNKSMS

adam really said here’s my new secret move and then attempted murder

PLEASEEEE THEY JUST SEE THIS FERAL MORTAL AND ZHONGLIS LIKE "look at him :)"

My favorite thing is that Childe probably doesn't realize how horribly outclassed he is in Liyue.

Ganyu is a centuries old Qilin,who is a master archer and capable of whipping up blizzards.

Xiao is a yaksha,who regularly fought demons and actively keeps up in his training.

Zhongli is a 6000 year old former martial god who is still capable of producing a small amount of spears,can create incredibly powerful spears and can easily out maneuver Childe while letting him think that he is in control.

Like Childe was never a threat to begin with. Zhongli basically just found a feral child and was like "Look how cute he is!" While Xiao tries to throw him in trash can and Ganyu does 700 hrs of work in 6 minutes.

PLEASE IM WHEEZING

Xiao: I’m actually genuinely terrified of you sometimes

Venti: What why?

Xiao: Remember that time you were like crying your eyes out and then I got up to get tissues cause your nose was runny and when I came back you were like “Wanna see me dance like Shakira?”

Xiao: Like what the fuck was that

I had a new genshin dream! This time with Zhongli as my dad!

I don't remember much, but I know that I was referred to as a "titan" Because I was half god and half human. And sadly, in that dream he was the kind of father who's never around. But hey, I'm used to it xD

~Minx

This is my daily post quota lol

Alright. This isn't a request anymore mihoyo. Give me the free housing and let me dream about genshin PLEASE- Nick-naming you "titan" is so cute??

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I'm gonna be honest. I really want to write a Zhongli + Adepti reader situation. It's mainly to feed the inner family dynamic and the fact we're getting another adepti [yanfei is an adepti right?] and literally all of them need a hug. Or a group therapy session. Either one works.

I'm just gonna spitball for a hot minute but Guizhong adopting you when you were still a baby adeptus (just roll with me on this one okay?) and forcing Morax to learn how to handle children with all his awkwardness? He tries to throw you into the air, because he's seen humans do that to their kids, but forgets to catch you and you face plant into the ground. At first, he doesn't really care for this baby adeptus. There's a god damn war going on right now. But when Guizhong passes away, you're technically the only family he has left. While he has the other adepti's and yaksha's, he's never seen them as an actual family because he's emotionally constipated. But now he's starting to understand Guizhong's empathy and wow, have I unlocked the achievement of fatherly protectiveness?? His teaching methods are highly questionable. Cloud retainer is on constant mother hen mode because of this and how no Morax, rocks are not something you feed to a child!! Given how Xiao believes that if you are ever facing a problem, the only logical solution is to beat it into submission, says a lot about Morax's parenting style.

As soon as the war ends and he adopts his Zhongli persona, he's still a really awkward father figure. He tries his best, reading up on parental books, trying to baby Xiao or Ganyu. They know that Zhongli is just trying his best but the comparison of the War God Morax and awkward Dad Zhongli is too much for them. Although Xiao and Ganyu take a lot of secret pride when you call them "big sister/brother" and they are weak. You could literally get away with murder and only receive a good pat on the head.

Also. I want to see Zhongli dad jokes. This isn't a request anymore. I want him to either make the most obscure "literally no one would understand this unless they were a Liyue historian" reference jokes, or the classic "Hi hungry, I'm dad".

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But that ends my brainrot before I make this a 20k word fic. I have no idea if people would be interested in this but I'm always down to continue the brainrot later. I appreciate Dad Zhongli.

I also just want an excuse to write more protective Zhongli + Xiao when I inevitably turn this into a Childe x Adepti Reader but shhh.

this is what happened on hu tao’s release

stupid mondstadt found family!! thank u @nyacobell for writing like half of this i owe u my life

Jean: And that concludes the meeting. Kaeya, you're up.

Kaeya, smiling: Let’s see how many of you were actually listening.

[ Kahoot music starts playing. ]

what do you want?

you ask the girl with pink hair and a torn coat, and she says “closure.”

you ask the boy with a shaven head and two toned eyes, and he says “companionship.”

you ask the fox with white-streaked hair, and he says “acceptance.”

you ask the king with blank eyes and a shining crown, and they say “to help.”

you ask the winged boy with a scar over his eye and a beanie, and he says “freedom.”

you ask the sheep wearing a pirate’s coat, and she says “peace.”

you ask the warden with green hair, and he says “safety.”

you ask the demon wearing a bleached coat, and he says “love.”

you ask the pig wearing a royal’s garb, and he says “equality.”

you ask the short boy with antennae and bee wings, and he says “security.”

you ask the man with torn wings in a green cape, and he says “unity.”

you ask the boy with messy hair and a red shirt, and he says “rest.”

you ask the hybrid boy wearing a suit slightly too small, and he says “a home.”

what do you want?

you ask the faceless man in the prison of his own design.

he laughs at you.

“control.”

Techno: [is very adversed to making friends after what happened]

Ranboo: [gifts him a new axe of peace]

Techno:

techno: I just got betrayed by one of like, three people on this smp that I called my friend. I'm done trusting that easily, I'm done making friends with people who haven't explicitly proven themself to be trustworthy and loyal

ranboo: hey um, heres a replacement axe of peace. I'm sorry that you lost it

techno: little man what did I just say? anyways do you want a blue bed or a green bed, and would you like help decorating your new house? need any food or weapons?

[Tales from the DSMP (rp)]

The Village That Went Mad

(personal hc)

+ Karl and a very magical book that lets him travel through time and space to witness stories happen in person. The book is blank at first, but as he narrates events the book fills with words. Once he says “the end” he is teleported back home!

Why does the book have the same swirly symbol? Who is the author of such a whimsical storybook? Could a homestuck reference explain that*blah blah he is the author blah blah the book went through time blah blah*

Karl becomes used to it and treats it like a gameshow/reality tv show, perhaps bc his character has ability to fourth wall break and interact w meta and audience, and then goes to tell the tale in an entertaining way to his pals. He Probably knows no one would believe he time traveled or understands the importance of keeping it a fable(?)

And i will reblog w a list of art details i added in the comic and am proud of tomorrow, bc i went ham and there is a lot but i hope u catch them first!!

“you’re my SON!”

everybody talks about dream’s massive Big Brother Energy with tommy on the dreamsmp 

BUT nobody talks about tommy’s five nights at freddy’s stream where he couldn’t stop playing until he hit a subgoal and messaged dream asking him to join a vc so tommy’d be less afraid

and dream responded smth like “and listen to you whine? yeah right”

and then IMMEDIATELY gifted 30 subs ($150!!!!) so tommy could stop playing fnaf lmao

cinematic parallels

Ten stupid conversations from the Dream SMP gang

Tubbo: Where is Phil?

Tommy: Probably getting married again

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Tommy: Fundy, what are your thoughts on gang violence?

Fundy: I support it.

Eret: WHAT

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Wilbur: Oh, Tubbo, you know a lot about the going ons of Manburg. Tell me, what’s happening?

Tubbo: Well, I think Quackity might be getting sick of having a fat ass, I’ll be honest

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Eret: Wait, females exist??

Niki: No, they don’t

Eret: Oh okay. Sorry, I got scared for a bit

~

Dream: Hey! You took both arrows!

Techno: Sharing is caring, man. And let me tell you...

Techno: I don’t care at all

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Tommy: Do you really think we wanna take Tubbo as a hostage? He’s smart, you know.

Techno:

Tommy:

Techno: *laughs*

Tommy: Ok, yeah, I take that back

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Schlatt: Fundy, you’re trending on Twitter, dude

Fundy: I’m not trending on Twitter

Schlatt: Yeah you are. #FursuitFriday

Fundy: Oh fuck off

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Wilbur: Toby, is your real name Tobias?

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Shut up.

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Tommy: Techno, what’s your opinion on forest fires?

Techno: I think that forests should be saved for gender reveal parties

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Tommy: How come whenever I swear you go ‘language’, but when Phil swears you’re all-

Bad: Phil hasn’t sworn in this conversation at all!

Tommy: Phil?

Phil: Fuck :)

Tommy: :)

Mcyters as Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes

edit: the layout was all messed up, but i fixed it!

Wilbur

Tubbo

or

Tommy

Techno

Dream

George

Sapnap

OK L I S TEN,,

anyone who watches the dreamteam probably watched danplan at some point

Guess we're kinkshaming lobsters now

Search up how lobsters communicate. Then you'll fucking understand my pain.

Reblogging because I wheezed at all of this

MCC 8 Favourite Quotes - Pink Parrot edition!

Techno: ‘Yee Phil! …wait I don’t like this guy. Go Pink Parrots, am I right?’

Dream: ‘The chicken has FLY HACKS! RIGGED!!

Michael: ‘You need to move, Rendog, you are old and you are in my way.

Burren: ‘What are you doing, Michael?’ Michael: ‘I’m DYING, Burren!”

*discussing how Dream got his minecraft name* Techno: This is actually how they got the idea for the manhunt series, as he was hunting down the guy with the Dream account. We’re never gonna hear about that guy again.”

Michael: ‘I’m not looking anywhere, I just believe in faith.’

Dream: ‘I just got a dunker!’ Techno: ‘Kill your friends.’

*multiple people using their special actions at vote* Dream: ‘What’s happening?! There is a whole Yu-gi-oh game going down there!!’

Dream: ‘Somebody now is like “I thought Dream was the number one minecraft player, until Techno carried him in Sands of Time”’.

Burren: ‘So I didn’t want to say, but until dodgeball I was playing with a blindfold.’ Michael: ‘And then at dodgeball he put on another blindfold!’

And the one that summarizes the event:

Techno: ‘My double crown is covering my eyes!’

Ok so I was downstairs and my mom suggested I have egg for dinner and I legitimately said

"no I don't want the chicken fetus"

And now I will never call it anything else

Beautiful. You are a verified clown

Honk!!