Peachy-teapot - Most Normal Genshin Player

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

PLEASE IM WHEEZING

Xiao: I’m actually genuinely terrified of you sometimes

Venti: What why?

Xiao: Remember that time you were like crying your eyes out and then I got up to get tissues cause your nose was runny and when I came back you were like “Wanna see me dance like Shakira?”

Xiao: Like what the fuck was that

10/10

This is... Fairly accurate

OMIGOD SOMEONE DID IT YES

Remembering names is hard! 

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Reblog if you don't care about what other people ship

I FOUND IT

I'm confused

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

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Coming into a fandom late

Sanders Sides as Homestuck Quotes

Logan: It’s really weird. This human emotion you call friendship.

Virgil: Friendship isn’t an emotion fucknuts.

Logan: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. 

Logan: It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Virgil: That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.

Virgil: And you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

Roman: I can’t control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

Patton: N…no!

Deceit: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint-

Deceit: Y…yes???

Roman: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution in at least some way.

Virgil: Patton? What the fuck.

Patton: Can’t talk chasing dogs.

Logan: Honestly, Thomas. The conversation we are having right now bears a striking resemblance to absolute nonsense.

Roman: This is some very powerful Juju. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Remus: Sounds like a dare to me.

Roman: Oh my god.

Roman: Moral of the story is blue kid is a dumb nerd but is right when he says stuff.

Thomas: What happened to Deceit? Why is he passed out on the floor?

Virgil: Because I punched him in the face.

Thomas: What?

Virgil: You heard me.