I Love To Think That They Use An Abundance Of Gel To Smooth Out Their Secret Curly Ass Hair

A friend sent me this tiktok the other day and my first thought was this is the video that Tim sends to all his possible love interests to try and convince them to date him

It's jarring and funny and sad to see the entire Flash family patiently waiting around and walking places and doing scouting trips for intel during One Minute War.

Because, yeah, this is their normal speed. This is their normal behavior. We just aren't used to seeing it from their perspective.

They are calm and patient. They do think things through and make plans. People just can't see it because they're judging them based on the norm.

"Bart can't sit still for five minutes because he has a short attention span" no, it's more like "Five minutes is five hours to Bart and most people can't sit without moving for that long"

“𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.”

So I wanted to push myself a little with the perspective. It went kinda ok what do you think ?

a DIRECT rip from chapter 5 of "straight on 'til morning" by @mamawasatesttube aka one of my most beloved favorite Kon fics of all time <3 ID in alt text!

I was never told about this scene???

Based on the TikTok Audio with BMO from adventure time

If you see mistakes no you don’t <3

MCGA Fic Rec List

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12986424

A Demigod Misplaced: a 5 +1 fic of what if Magnus went to camp with Annabeth

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22830472 

Jason Grace and the (tba): Post tbm about if Jason went to Valhalla. Unfinished so far

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12791184

Magus is born: Little oneshot of Frey and Apollo discussing baby Magnus

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8070736

I Woo the Asgardian Hipster God: Missing scene of Apollo flirting with Frey

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21620509

The Power of Freyson: superhero au. fierrochase, nsfw but only for one scene. Unfinished so far

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1781341

The Sum of Our Choices: Series of a few characters from MCGA, HOO and PJO getting thrown back in time and trying to fix stuff. Updates regularly. Fierrochase, solangelo and percabeth. TBH this deserves to be seen as the ATYD of the riordanverse, i’m not even joking (its over 800k words and still going)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11815005

Place my trust with you (You trust me too.): If Natalie Chase and Sally Jackson were friends

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10509513

Oh tell me, doesn’t it make you feel worse than you do?: 5 + 1 of Magnus doing people’s nails

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26888317

Magnus Loses a Bet: Missing scene from Magnus and Annabeth’s lunch at the end of Sword of Summer

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25798804

when your lungs don’t work: Magnus has an asthma attack. Alex helps him. Fierrochase

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26867473

Hey, I Know You’re Dead, But Call Me Maybe: Annabeth’s POV of the funeral home scene

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15728889

No such thing as choice: Frey and Athena have a conversation before the births of their children

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10524885

Blessed are the Merciful: What if Odin deified Magnus at the end of Sword of Summer?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11811801

…And Some Bad Ones: What-if Magnus had unlocked his powers before he died? Lots of Blitzen and Hearthstone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13041150

he can’t. he’s stuck: Fluffy fierrochase oneshot about trees

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12186069

You almost died on my petunias: Fantasy au. Alex shows up at Magnus’ door, extremely injured. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12666546

Cafe Valhalla: Cute coffeeshop au with Fierrochase where Magnus, Mallory, TJ, Samirah and Halfborn work in a cafe and Alex is a regular there who Magnus is totally not crushing on

remember to leave kudos and comments on these, especially if you want more!!! a lot of content creators quit because they don’t get any feedback on their work and it’s a nice way to show we care