a DIRECT rip from chapter 5 of "straight on 'til morning" by @mamawasatesttube aka one of my most beloved favorite Kon fics of all time <3 ID in alt text!
A shorter chapter to the previous one, but just posted the second chapter of An Anomaly In Time, link below :D (and if y’all remember my Jay being gaslighted post, this was what i was referring to lol)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40448679/chapters/101730249#workskin
Colin & Isaac‘s storyline in 3x09 🥰🏳️🌈
Kon: 10$ on Tim
Tim, just entering the room: what's happening?
Steph: here is a new world-class supervillain from the future, so we're betting on who he is
Jason: almost everyone thinks it's you
Tim: hey, so rude of you
Dick: Bruce bet it's Clark
Clark: hey
Bruce, ignoring Clark, to Tim: because I love you, buddy, and I believe in you
Tim to Bruce: awww, so sweet of you. I love you too, thanks
Tim to Steph: 100$ it's me
Tim got a boyfriend. A civil boyfriend. Fuck. Shit Ra al ghul for still obsessing over Tim and kidnapped the said boyfriend. Ra al ghul didn't do anything to Danny until Tim got there as Red Robin ofc. Danny was gagged and all very panic(?) for his life (maybe). All the Batfam are there, they didn't know Tim has a boyfriend well now they know and that said boyfriend is about to be used to had a boyfriend. Ra al ghul kidnapped this boy becuz well to make Tim suffer and maybe blackmailing to agreeing to give him a heir by marrying his ppl. Welp changed plan let stab and dip this kid. Tim watches as Danny falls into the pit. "NO! PLEASE DANNY!" Bruce had almost got Ra's but failed to safe him. Tim kneed near the pit with heavy heart. Fuck it. If Danny going to came out dead he'll so gonna kill ra's if he came out evil he's still going to kill Ra-
"EWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING! WTF EWEWEWEWEW–! I smell like A newly opened can of surströmming!"
Proceeds to puke in the Lazarus Pit. "Tim i swear to ancient you don't end that fucker i wil-" he couldn't finished to words Tim already pulling him out of the pit.
And like Peter Pan said...
redraw of this panel
Definitely don’t press this link that may send you to a constantly updating website that has all the amazing shows that hbo FUCKED in the ass and more
It's jarring and funny and sad to see the entire Flash family patiently waiting around and walking places and doing scouting trips for intel during One Minute War.
Because, yeah, this is their normal speed. This is their normal behavior. We just aren't used to seeing it from their perspective.
They are calm and patient. They do think things through and make plans. People just can't see it because they're judging them based on the norm.
"Bart can't sit still for five minutes because he has a short attention span" no, it's more like "Five minutes is five hours to Bart and most people can't sit without moving for that long"
So this is a set of expression practices using expressions from an art meme that kind of took on a life of their own and decided to be a whole AU.
The premise is that the gubbermint, in true reactive fashion, decides that metas/speedsters are too powerful to be allowed to just run around. No pun intended. So through a combination of trickery, betrayal, and just not leaving them any options, the speedsters are all rounded up and held in a facility that contains some pretty heavy duty anti-meta dampening fields, etc. However. They were not reckoning on the speedsters’ well honed ability to take apart just about anything with enough time. The speedsters–good and bad–escape.
Picture ID’s: 1. Avery Ho gives a shaky grin, tears pouring from her eyes and dripping from her face, as she says, “Oh my God–You’re alive!” She is shown from the shoulders up, wearing a form fitting but featureless grey bodysuit that covers her to the neck. Light is falling on her in a way that suggests she is in a dark room facing an open door. The image is greyscale aside from her eyes, which are brown.
2. Bart Allen and Ace West cringe back, lit from behind. Both appear disturbed by what they’re looking at, which is in the direction of the viewer. Bart exclaims “Oh grife–” while Ace declares “That is sick”. The boys are wearing grey bodysuits identical to Avery’s, their hands are visible, raised into the picture, and the suits cover everything but their fingertips.The image is greyscale aside from their eyes. Bart’s eyes are golden and Ace’s eyes are brown.
3. Barry Allen and Eobard Thawne are shown in the same grey uniform the younger speedsters have been shown wearing. Barry is walking a little ahead of Eobard. Both men are slightly bloody, Eobard is bruised as well. Barry’s expression is a nervous, strained smile as he glances over his shoulder at Eobard. Barry suggests, “Maybe we won’t have to kill any of them…?” While Eobard, smiling viciously and staring to the side with a predatory look, counters, “Wouldn’t count on it, Care-Barr.” The image is greyscale aside from their eyes and the blood on them, with Barry’s eyes being a light blue and Eobard’s eyes being bright red.
Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion