I Can't Wait For All The Life Series Planet And Space Symbolism To Include That Fuckass Car Now

a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset

>It’s an election year

>Dsmp on the dash

close enough! Welcome back 2020

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

start saying "im gonna kill somebody" instead of "im gonna kms" to introduce a positive, pro-active mindset ☺️

by Haruka Kurebayashi

grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same