“sorry I Can’t Come Out, I Have Plans”

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

PixlRiffs:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, New Life SMP

Headcanons: Nonbinary, he/they; Agender, any/all

Propaganda: “Pix is so 'I am older than the concept of gender, try me.' and ‘The vigil said no gender' to [the submitter].”

Skizzleman:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/him; Questioning, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “[The submitter] [is] obligated by law to give top surgery scars to any character with a lot of scars.”

i am actually on my hands and knees BEGGING for cubfan135 to be in the life series this time around. i know that he's not been in it before but please. PLEASE. for me

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

hii hermitcraft fans. so i hear there's a controversy going on in your fandom and as a long-time dsmp fan and therefore someone who has seen this many times, i am warning you to NOT delete everything you own related to people who have done bad things, I beg of you, you WILL regret it. Every time this sort of thing happens people delete all their fics and fanart related to the figure in question and every time they regret doing so. Take a minute, calm down, orphan fics if you must, but DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.

Pixie hollow mumscrian question,

Since mumbo is a tinker fairy, did he help scar make his wheelchair?

Yeah yeah!! That's the idea I had in mind! He also helps in maintaining it and fixes it from time to time (cause we all know how accident-prone scar is 😭)