Petition For A Live Action Version Of Ratatouille Where Linguine Is Played By John Mulaney And There’s

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Guess which game I completed recently. For some reason, I decided to finish the very first sketch I made.

i think about this every day

Bro imagine being goddamn Martin Blyndeff, i could never.

Also Percy swears, but she's the law so it's fine.

oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

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