[plunges Hand Into Water, Pulls Out A Live Lobster, And Answers It Like A Phone]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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Mario is a slut and a war criminal

i broke a can opener and that's how my day has been

tarot reading but no matter how many cards i pick i just keep drawing the fool

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

Fav tweet I saw yesterday

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened