The Beatles Could Have Had This As An Album Cover

I mean... same

apparently im just a sucker for for “couple has a bad fight and doesnt talk for a while and when one of them goes to try and fix it they find that the other has been attacked by some demon thing and they do whatever it takes to save them”

reblog if you’re single, gay, and want a girlfriend or gay friends!!

Otis and Jean : NO!

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Jakob: DO YOU WANT A SMOOTHIE?

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

Oh shit mine´s Man 😶

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

Frooog

The response to my frogs so far