This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.
this fuckin’ emoji, man
Otis and Jean : NO!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jakob: DO YOU WANT A SMOOTHIE?
I didn’t question anything at first I just accepted a person having a pet snail until...
I had a giant snail as pet. It was as big as my head.
I would walk them with a proper leash around their shell. I would overtake them, wait for them to catch up, walk a bit more and then wait again.
Feeding them and talking about them to other people where the highlights of the day.
Huh. Cute!
Cheese moon
This post killed me... from laughing but still
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
May I include :
Hi! I'm Morgane, I'm a French girl and not to be a lesbian but girls are hot. Something important to know about me is that I absolutely love to draw and I'm writing a lot about everything that came up in my mind. Fun fact : I learned English by watching tv shows and by reading an unheathly amount of fanfictions any time of the day (especially at night), which screwed my eyes up.
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