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MY QUEER FACTS

BECA AND CHLOE SHOULD BE CANON

CAMILA AND LAUREN WERE IN LOVE

KARLIE AND TAYLOR ARE END GAME

LENA AND KARA ARE LEZBOS FOR EACH OTHER

GRACE AND HANNAH USED TO HAVE CRUSH ON EACH OTHER

SHANNON AND CAMMIE IS STILL MY OTP

ROSE AND ROSIE ARE WIFE GOALS

NEGOVANMAN NEEDS A NEW SHOW

JORI IS MY CHILDHOOD SHIP

AND I’M LIKE SUPER GAY

JUST SOME THOUGHTS! I don’t really like the “go from the top up” advice on drapery/clothes - if you’re having difficulty try it like this!

YES I see the typo… I’m so sorry folks… I was in a frenzied rush to make this…… and I’m too lazy to fix it……

fuck personality tests, who have you got set for your Netflix profile pic?

I think the funniest is Britain who’s chilling in the corner... like "sorry for you guys, I’m good here"

Good for Britney!!!!

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

It’s something I’ve been doing for years now, just thinking I was creating stories in my head. Till not so long ago, when I understood my lack of self-love/self-esteem, that I notice this was my way of trying to love myself and feeling a sentiment of self-worth even though it wasn’t openly direct to me (I never really projected onto the characters just the feeling of hearing, in a sense, those words made and make me feel good)

getting a little too real

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Reblog if you are Team Petramos

I've never had a nanny since I'm the last child of 5 but it made me remember something that I found quite funny

In one house we lived in back when I was around maybe 3 or 4 yo, there was a family's house close to us ... like from our kitchen we could see inside their living room kind of close

We got along nice with them, I think the two daughters of the family may have watch over me once or twice (can't really remember)

Anyway the point is that one day my mom was in the kitchen and when she look up, she saw me on the neighbours couch watching tv with the two daughters when I should be well inside of my own house. I apparently just knocked on their door and they let me in ... just to watch tv

Lets just say my mom was kind of flabbergasted

grandparents/family members etc do not count, of course. im talking someone that was paid to look after you