Domestic wolfstar moments because we need peace in this household
morning run with doggo
I’m rewatching BSD and damnn, everytime I fall in love with the soukoku again ;; <3
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winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"
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original idea: @fuckprophecys :))
Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK
Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life
Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual
Piper: what the duckity fuck
Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer
Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People
Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT
Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″
Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(
Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk
BONUS:
(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular
Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle
Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees
Seen a couple of these season two bingo cards going around and decided to make my own!
if neil perry is dead then who is this person next to me telling me about all the colors in a todd anderson’s eyes
High-Hell: A Heroes of Olympus Story - Chapter 7: Aphrodite Approves (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/6bVKO7G4LN Herro! I love Hamilton, but I also love Percy Jackson! Read my story on wattpad, vote, and comment :D <3