Cat Like Viktor

considering they were palm sized as babies, i like to think they stayed pretty small until about their tweens when the human hormones kicked in and they all suddenly shot up

liking stranger things is a red flag. its also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking stranger things is gay. YOU are GAY.

I’m so sorry, I wish I could help you! :(

help a recently homeless gal keep a roof over her head!

hey, a lot of you know me as somebody who was homeless all of a couple months ago and things have gotten better! we have a place now and i just got moved from part time to full time at my job. however, my mom cant seem to hold down a job and between my stepdad and i, the rent plus other bills are just too high for either of our generally low paying jobs since we were hoping my mom would be able to keep her jobs since she makes double what either of us make. our rent plus late balances and utilities hit right about two thousand and we have a week to pay something close to the full balance. currently between the both of us we can cover at least 1500, but need the other 500 to come to full balance and anything extra (or close) will go to a very high electric bill (because we’re paying for this place plus the outstanding balance from the place we got evicted from), not to mention food and furniture that we still don’t have and can’t afford to get with these bills right now. my stepdad is working on getting a second job and like i said, i got moved to full time at work which means some very little, but extra income. getting this balance as close to zero so we can start to budget between us without banking on my mom anymore and make things work is important and we just need to get through this month! any help at all is appreciated. 

(my first name is on my paypal n is also spelled incorrectly but yes that is me)

https://www.paypal.me/bridgetbee

https://cash.me/$bridgetssb

No words just love

Lafayette and Angelica

I heard somewhere that whe Lafayette got captured in Austria, it was Angelica Schuyler and her husband John Barker Church to save him.

What do you think the conversation would have been?

“Lafayette! What are you doing in there?”

“Why, I am in jail, of course.”

long, deep, frustrated sigh

“I am sorry, madame, but that man was just asking for it!”

that would make for an awesome fanfic- The Gods Get High!

I wonder what kind of secrets would be revealed

Concept: Demeter kids smoking grass up on the grass roof.

HAHAHAHA

Dear Lord Zeus,

I’m afraid that after stumbling upon a half-armadillo half-god demigod, I have to ask you to please refrain from mating with everything you see. This child is rolling around camp eating worms and other various bugs. We will treat him with the love and respect of any other demigod, but for the sake of everyone please restrain yourself.

Sincerely,

Chiron.

Call me Maybe preformed with bottles

> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.