Imagine Texting The Avengers

Imagine texting the Avengers

Group Chat: Tony Stark, Y/N Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Vision

Tony Stark: guess im picking up dinner then since im the only one out. suggestions please

Natasha Romanoff: Let’s get something quick. I can go for pizza.

Sam Wilson: we’ve had pizza every day this week. let’s do burger king, that shit’s good.

Y/N Stark: if we’re going in a burger direction let’s do wendy’s instead

Steve Rogers: Maybe some Subway?

Thor Odinson: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE THE KING OF BURGERS AS WELL!

Y/N Stark: why can i hear him screaming that through the screen lmao

Steve Rogers: What does ‘lmao’ mean?

Bucky Barnes: Let My Appreciation Out

Steve Rogers: Oh, okay! Lmao

Peter Parker: I wouldn’t say no to Subway either

Wanda Maximoff: I’m not hungry, but I will take a coffee. Black.

Natasha Romanoff: it’s eleven at night.

Wanda Maximoff: coffee. black.

Vision: i’m not up for taking fast food either.

Tony Stark: okay all of you guys need to pick a side. i have happy parked in the middle of the road of all those damn choices. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Natasha Romanoff: Don’t yell at me

Tony Stark: Thor was literally yelling through text earlier

Natasha Romanoff: that’s because he doesn’t know how to turn the caps lock off. Get pizza. It’s easier and feeds everyone.

Sam Wilson: NO. Burger King. It’s all about a majority vote. The big guy wants it too right thunder god?

Thor Odinson: YES. I TOO WILL ENJOY THE KING OF BURGERS. IF IT IS ROYALTY, ITS QUALITY MUST BE THE BEST

Steve Rogers: I still want Subway. Lmao

Tony Stark: okay, cap, lmao does not mean what you think it means. Stop using it.

Peter Parker: i want subway, too. I guess it’s tied for that and Burger King.

Y/N Stark: why does dinner always end up like this

Steve Rogers: what does lmao really mean, Y/N

Bucky Barnes: i’ll break this vote. i’ll take subway.

Peter Parker: YES!

Y/N Stark: peter you’re sleeping on the couch tonight

Peter Parker: awe man…

Tony Stark: okay subway…

Tony Stark: wait has peter been SLEEPING IN YOUR BED?!?!?!

Y/N Stark: uh… sorry dad! Im at the tower where theres lack of service! Get me a pizza sub! Over and out! BYE!

Steve Rogers: WHAT DOES LMAO MEAN?