Concept: The Smoke Go Up To The Gods In Offering And Zeus Accidentally Gets High

this is definetly a problem

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

my beloved………….

l’manberg- a block for block recreation

Love, Popularity, Chipotle? 

I HAVE A FEELING THAT EXPRESS IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

The rivalry continues.

Call me Maybe preformed with bottles

> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.

Things said in my Discord Servers as HoO Characters

original idea: @fuckprophecys  :))

Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK

Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life

Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual 

Piper: what the duckity fuck

Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer

Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People 

Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT

Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″

Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(

Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk

BONUS:

(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular

Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle

Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees

considering they were palm sized as babies, i like to think they stayed pretty small until about their tweens when the human hormones kicked in and they all suddenly shot up