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Mr Elvis werent you dead
I got better
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer
let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
does any body want to ttalk about the character
i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
background from Jedi: Survivor. tactical card recreated in powerpoint. special thanks to @beskad for the photo of Cal and @voidcat-senket and @etoiline for some of the prompts
AT LAST!! The prompt list for Cal Kestis Week 2025!
This event will run June 8th - June 14th 2025.
No AI generated text or images will be promoted during this event.
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Click Read More for a text version of the prompt list - includes links to days 1, 2, and 6's inspiration.
Day 1: Sunday (June 8th)
Bracca
“Thanks for nothing, I guess.”
And Then The Dark
rebellion
Day 2: Monday (June 9th)
Coruscant
“I’m not touching that”
No Room For The Present At All
padawan
Day 3: Tuesday (June 10th)
Ordo Eris
“Just how stupid do you think I am?”
last stand
kyber
Day 4: Wednesday (June 11th)
Shattered Moon
“Hey, a little help please”
nightmares & dreamscapes
hyperspace
Day 5: Thursday (June 12th)
Bogano
“Just think about it”
taking chances
meditation
Day 6: Friday (June 13th)
Koboh
“That’s not what I meant”
Joy Is Not Meant To Be A Crumb
garden
Day 7: Saturday (June 15th)
Free Day
me in the spring sun
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
I'm a ballista
writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH
Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush