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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
They had five dollars and a dream
This is so funny to me. They just woke up one day to this in their emails. They didn't ask for it. They didn't even want it. And yet it's in the episode anyway. Dugga doo is inescapable.
While it's important to recognise that depictions of mental health and mental illness in video games are often dogshit, and a "sanity meter" flattens understanding of the impossibly complex issues of mental health into a single metric
We also have to acknowledge that sometimes you do just encounter shit that causes your sanity meter to decrease
Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌
do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
Once upon a time…
wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s
I am also quite drunk, happy eurovison everyone
I think the biggest cheer I have ever seen at a eurovison party has been when we realised that Austria needed 100 to win. I still don't know how many points they scored because as soon as we heard 100- the room exploded and didn't really die down until they were performing again. I didn't want Austria to win but I needed Austria to win.
ANDOR S02E09 Welcome to the Rebellion x Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope