This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
Howl’s Moving Castle lava lamp with emo Howl as the lava
after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
Be careful princess 🌸
My puppy is rather malleable when she’s napping. Decided to make a quick stop motion animation with her!
the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO
an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
-a few seconds in the forest
hi, im rose this is my first ever post. i spent a lot of time browsing on here as a teen like many others. its nice to be back.
im 22 and have gastroparesis, so i spend a lot of time in bed. i find peace, comfort and hope in creating art when i feel powerless due to my condition. stay and rest for awhile🧚🏻
I write a bit and I shitpost a lot.
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