Im Really Bad At Conversations Sorry If Ive Ever Talked To You

Baby obi wan time

Yep, that's me in the corner. You're probably wondering how I ended up in the spotlight losing my religion.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

We interrupt your regularly scheduled political tragedy to bring you SPACE PIGEONS.

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

background from Jedi: Survivor. tactical card recreated in powerpoint. special thanks to @beskad for the photo of Cal and @voidcat-senket and @etoiline for some of the prompts

AT LAST!! The prompt list for Cal Kestis Week 2025!

This event will run June 8th - June 14th 2025.

No AI generated text or images will be promoted during this event.

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FAQ, Links, & Rules (Updated March 21, 2025) Ask Box Ao3 Collection (Closed)

Click Read More for a text version of the prompt list - includes links to days 1, 2, and 6's inspiration.

Day 1: Sunday (June 8th)

Bracca

“Thanks for nothing, I guess.”

And Then The Dark

rebellion

Day 2: Monday (June 9th)

Coruscant

“I’m not touching that”

No Room For The Present At All

padawan

Day 3: Tuesday (June 10th)

Ordo Eris

“Just how stupid do you think I am?”

last stand

kyber

Day 4: Wednesday (June 11th)

Shattered Moon

“Hey, a little help please”

nightmares & dreamscapes

hyperspace

Day 5: Thursday (June 12th)

Bogano

“Just think about it”

taking chances

meditation

Day 6: Friday (June 13th)

Koboh

“That’s not what I meant”

Joy Is Not Meant To Be A Crumb

garden 

Day 7: Saturday (June 15th)

Free Day

Canon LGBTQIA+ characters in jedi survivor:

Merrin

Literally a pansexual witch.

Moran

Pls talk to your smuggler boyfriend he misses you.

Ashe Javi

The they/them DJ we didn’t know we needed.

Gido and Gulu

Boyfriends❤️

Wini and Zygg

These lesbians will fix up your house.

Additional characters that are a bit sus:

Cal Kestis

I don’t know exactly what’s going on here, but Cal Kestis isn’t straight that’s for sure. Stop having chemistry with like every single character.

Bode Akuna

Now this has been a great first date and all… 👀👀👀

Mosey Cimmaron

She likes girls.

Boba Fett

Was in the game for like 2 minutes and now kesett is a thing. Their chemistry was insane.

Caij Vanda

A straight woman wouldn’t sit like that.

Learning the do's and don'ts of sewing leather by hand, and I'm learning them the hard way. Anyway, of what I have learned so far, the most important thing if you want to try sewing leather is

Don't.

Yeah, it's slow. It's hard. It's tedious. Unsatisfying. You'll stab yourself doing it. But most importantly, at the end of all your hard work, once you finally get to have a good look at what you've made, it looks bad.